She tastes like nectar and salt. Nectar and salt and apples. Pollen and stars and hinges. She tastes like fairy tales. ♡☾☀

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

wedlakeserenities:

"The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago — pretty much the day I met her."

gettingsweptaway:

[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat] MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND

MARINA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

fohk:

I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love”

Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Baz Luhrmann

natnovna:

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

that sucks :/ I wouldn’t know

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